The law firm of

I. Steele, M. Blind & U. Cheetham, LLP

You create it: We litigate it

Practice Areas:

  • Preemptive massive suits

  • Awe & Destruction countersuits

  • Creative Contract Interpretation

Our Partners

Iago Steele, esq.

  • Practice Speciality: Massive Litigation, all guns blazing

  • Graduate: Missouri Bible College 1980

  • JD from: Blackstone School of Law 1976

Morris Blind, esq.

  • Practice Speciality: Creative contract disputes

  • Graduate: Columbia State U 1989

  • JD: Jefferson Correspondence Law School 1993

Uriah Cheetham, esq.

  • Practice Specialties: Massive Preemptive money-making suits, judicial relationships

  • Graduate: Lasalle University of Louisiania

  • JD: International Correspondence Law School of Barbados

Why use our firm:

  • 100% win rate every time!

  • Easy 50% upfront fee plus billable hours thereafter.

  • We finance through Household Finance

Email us to find out how we can make you legally and ethically rich!

What our clients say about us:"I am not sure what this was all about, but I like the cool $100,000"“They billed us aggressively and litigated even more aggressively.”

Recent Settlements
$4,000,000 — Improper Font Size in a Contract. Client forced to read 6-point footnotes without magnification.
$3,250,000 — Emotional Distress from Excessive “Whereas” Clauses
Plaintiff reported severe confusion in paragraph seven.
$1,950,000 — Negligent Use of Comic Sans in Legal Correspondence. Jury found the conduct “reckless and deeply unsettling.”
$875,000 — Misleading Use of the Word “Hereinafter.” Plaintiff never discovered what “hereinafter” referred to.
$640,000 —Emotional Trauma from 73-Page Terms & Conditions. Defendant admitted no human had ever read them.
$420,000 — Unreasonable Failure to Define the Term “Reasonable”
Court ruled nothing about this situation was reasonable.