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Preemptive massive suits
Awe & Destruction countersuits
Creative Contract Interpretation


Practice Speciality: Massive Litigation, all guns blazing
Graduate: Missouri Bible College 1980
JD from: Blackstone School of Law 1976

Practice Speciality: Creative contract disputes
Graduate: Columbia State U 1989
JD: Jefferson Correspondence Law School 1993
Practice Specialties: Massive Preemptive money-making suits, judicial relationships
Graduate: Lasalle University of Louisiania
JD: International Correspondence Law School of Barbados

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What our clients say about us:"I am not sure what this was all about, but I like the cool $100,000"“They billed us aggressively and litigated even more aggressively.”
Recent Settlements
$4,000,000 — Improper Font Size in a Contract. Client forced to read 6-point footnotes without magnification.
$3,250,000 — Emotional Distress from Excessive “Whereas” Clauses
Plaintiff reported severe confusion in paragraph seven.
$1,950,000 — Negligent Use of Comic Sans in Legal Correspondence. Jury found the conduct “reckless and deeply unsettling.”
$875,000 — Misleading Use of the Word “Hereinafter.” Plaintiff never discovered what “hereinafter” referred to.
$640,000 —Emotional Trauma from 73-Page Terms & Conditions. Defendant admitted no human had ever read them.
$420,000 — Unreasonable Failure to Define the Term “Reasonable”
Court ruled nothing about this situation was reasonable.